This is a satirical article
Germany gave the world Beethoven, Einstein, Mercedes-Benz and, unfortunately, Ursula von der Leyen.
But should Germans be held responsible for this spectacular European malfunction?
Not entirely. Germany merely exported the product. Brussels enthusiastically installed it, ignored the warning lights and even renewed the warranty for another five years.
Today, Ursula continues her tireless mission of transforming European bureaucracy into an Olympic discipline, delivering speeches about competitiveness while businesses contemplate extinction.
Perhaps Germany owes Europe an apology. But the European Parliament owes us something even better: a refund.
Personal Remarks
Ursula, go back to your country. We’re fed up with your bullshit.
Ursula von der Leyen is a foreign agent. A NOC — a non-official cover operative. Sent on a secret mission to destroy Europe.
Eni Versalis, Head Pimp at the Berlaymont Cafeteria
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