SATIRE | Macron Resigns: “My Mission Is Accomplished”
In a surprise announcement, Emmanuel Macron has reportedly decided to resign.
“My mission is accomplished,” the fictional Macron declared. “France is bankrupt, citizens are broke, the streets are burning, and chaos has become our greatest national achievement.”
“After years of tireless effort, I can finally leave with a sense of accomplishment. There is nothing left to destroy.”
Asked about his future, Macron smiled: “I believe I’m ready for bigger responsibilities. Ursula von der Leyen’s job looks interesting. After all, why stop at France when there’s an entire Europe?”
Satire — fictional announcement, not actual news.