This is a satire. A completely made up story. As a hobby, I like to write funny, absurd and satirical stories. It releases the tension and make you think of other stuff than work. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or to actual events is purely coincidental.
Today, I have the privilege to interview a secret agent who has infiltrated the European Commission. Let’s call him – Jason van der Klerkeuren.
INTERVIEW
BARRETT – Hello, what is your role at the European Commission?
KLERKEUREN – On paper, it is to stop the fraudster to abuse the EU legal system.
BARRETT – And how is it working out for you?
KLERKEUREN – We don’t really work at the Commission. We do jack shit. We spend our days at the cafeteria
BARRETT – What is the secret you wanted to share?
KLERKEUREN – Ursula is a NOC operative, code name ‘Rose’
BARRETT – Where did you got the information from?
KLERKEUREN: Ik heb da gelezen in de ‘Vlan’ en in den ‘Telemoestiek’.
BARRETT – Anything else you want to share?
KLERKEUREN – Rose … you make my problems go away, or your whole file get released on Reddit on November the 3rd. Try me if you want.
Rose lives in the Berlaymont and she bugged the whole building. It would take years to find all the bugs. It would be faster to burn the whole place down and it would give a head start to restructuring the European Commission. This is potentially the biggest espionage scandal of the 21st and 20th century.
ENI VERSALIS, Fictive Head Pimp at the Berlaymont Cafeteria
DISCLAIMER – this article is a completely made up story.
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